We had the 'hoptimized' tickets which meant VIP entrance; no waiting in line and double the drink tokens. The program had a spot in the back for 'beer notes' and it would have been productive for us to take notes ... but who am I kidding? We didn't have time for taking notes ... we had B-E-E-R-S to drink!!!
I think this sign says it all:
We started out in the cask beer area: Caskapalooza. Here we try two of the cask beers: Criminal Ancestors and Silly Pucker.
Like ten minutes after we arrived Molly broke her sunglasses. One lens just popped right out but I made her keep wearing them to see if anyone noticed what a Poindexter she was. Let the gong show begin! And what a gong show it was!
Moosehead was giving out free sunglasses ... literally 98% of people at the Festival were wearing green plastic Moosehead sunglasses but by the time we wound our way over to the Moosehead patio they had given away their last pair. Oh well ... we're way too cool for Moosehead sunglasses anyway. I enjoyed the Cracked Canoe while there; Molly on the other hand (beered out as this was heading into late afternoon) had the cider.
The day started out not too busy and there were no line ups for beer or tokens. We could get right to the front of the kiosks and read all the crazy signs, see the funky hats and watch the games, all to attract customers.
Seamwhistle had an entire mini VW bus where they were just making crazy hat after crazy hat. There were some truly unique and creative designs: the CN Tower, elephants, football helmets and literally any thing you could think of, they would make it for you. I can't even begin to imagine how many cardboard cases they went through this weekend.
A fish bowl on the left, a race car in the centre and a mouse
on the right (complete with a long tail).
I even convinced Molly to play this game: hold the beer case -- arms straight out for the longest time and win a T-Shirt. We had a whole "GO MOLLY/GO MOLLY" cheering squad but sadly she came in second out of five participants! Awesome effort though!
There wasn't just beer ... of course there was food too. So we started with sharing a Smoke's Poutine. This was Mol's first time trying out Smoke's. I've had it before in London with Emma one time and there are some locations here in Ottawa. We had the bacon poutine ... yum-a-licious.
Admittedly, it doesn't look that great in the picture ... in fact it looks kinda gross but you have to just imagine BACON, CHEESE, FRIES and GRAVY! Lot's of bacon! The gravy is pretty heavy on the rosemary (which is not my favourite herb) but in combination with the smokiness of the gravy, the rich gooey cheese curds and the crispy fries it's all good!
There was a restaurant (The Feasting Room) touting 'snout to tail' cooking and their two food offerings for the weekend: suckling pig sandwich or Ox Tail heart philly cheese steak. While we didn't eat here I did take a photo of the suckling pig: before and after!
Before
After ...! Seems like the folks liked the little piggy!
We ate some chicken wings and sat in the sun with our beers. Enjoying the beautiful day and getting in some good people watching. Lots of drunk people to laugh at.
We attended two "seminars". In the first one the 'farm to table' chef was barbequing some marinated veal with grilled peaches. Just for asking a question, you would get a gift ... so obviously I had to ask a question. My gift was a beer opener and a package of Maple Leaf pre-cooked bacon ... which when you think about it is a pretty strange give-away for a presentation from a chef who prides himself on fresh, local ingredients. Except for maybe cheese doodles (man I LUV cheese doodles!!), and the chemical cheese that comes with ball park nacho chips, pre-cooked bacon has got to be one of the most processed, chemicalized foods (and I use the term "food" loosely!!) on the planet. However, carrying around a package of pre-cooked bacon at the Festival of Beer is a MASSIVE conversation starter!!! I can't remember how many people came up to me and wanted to know why I was carrying around pre-cooked bacon. Hilarious!
If you look closely you can see me showing
off my pre-cooked bacon! I didn't realize it was
upside down in the photo!
The next seminar that we went to was by the Flying Monkeys crew. While I don't actually love the crazy flavours of the Flying Monkeys brews, these are just a couple of young guys who are making beer ... for a living. Like, this is their job. I don't understand why no one told me that 'brewmaster' was a job when I was growing up. I really do think I've missed my true calling in life! The Flying Monkeys guys were teaching us about hops and also giving away free samples (luvs it!). We also got these cool key ring bottle openers from them. Totally worth it.
Although we had not made notes I distinctly remember some of my favourite beers: from Granville Island Brewery a light, vanilla flavour (I know it doesn't sound great but honestly ... on a hot day it was so smooth and refreshing) ... it was possibly the Robson Street Hefeweizen; from Spearhead Brewery the Hawaiian Style Pale Ale. Admittedly we were not expecting much but we both loved it!And finally, from Lucky Beer the Enlightened Brew (I'm not kidding) in the green Buddha shaped bottle. At the time of the Fest this beer was still two weeks away from being available at the Beer Store in Ontario. We both like this beer so much that after finishing our sample, we walked back to the kiosk for another sample. Sadly they had poured the last of their supplies and we were not able to get more.
It was not all happy and good though. I had the WORST beer I've ever tried in my life. This particular beer is definitely one that I should have made note of ... to be sure that I avoid it in the future. I am pretty sure it was from Nickel Brook Brewery and 'cost' double tokens because it was brewed for longer than normal, blah, blah, blah. It was more sour than vinegar; tasted awful. I actually contemplated pouring it out it was so bad. And you know how I feel about wasting beer!
We also had a plan not to try any of the bigger brewers or any beers that we have had before. So when we got the Creemore kiosk we both agreed we were not going to sample. Well when we saw the little hottie brewmaster we obviously had to hang out and chat with him for awhile. What a sweetie. He was so fun and cute and we had a great time with him. Again ... why didn't anyone tell me that making and drinking beer was an actual job?
The day had worn down and it was becoming early evening. We were getting hungry and debating about what to eat next. There were still plenty of choices at the Beer Festival from pulled pork or beef brisket sandwiches, Hey Meatball! or Dawgfather's hot dogs (their name and slogan: "No lips. Nothing below the hips." was good enough to make me want to get one). Also we were on our way over to get the maple bacon donuts from the Caplansky's Deli food truck but sadly by the time we wound our way all the way back there, they were closed up for the day.
In the end we decided to leave the Fest and walk over to the fashion/theatre district and find something there. We knew it would be a better dining experience and we were both pretty full of beer and wanted a quieter, sit down meal. Molly suggested a place somewhere close by that she had been to before -- but she couldn't remember where exactly it was located or what it was called. Perfect, should be easy to find! But we did find it ... in fact we walked directly there without even actually knowing where we were going.
Gusto is an Italian restaurant with an in-house micro-winery. The resto is absolutely gorgeous with a main dining room with open-concept kitchen (which I love -- I enjoy seeing the chefs prepare my dinner) a street-side patio and second floor patio overlooking the street. We sat on the street-side patio and had the most adorable waiter.
The house wine is served at $1 per ounce (hella good deal) and is delicious. We both had six ounces of the house red (Gusto Rosso) which is a Cabernet Sauvignon and Malbec. After all the beer, it was a nice change of pace.
Happily, my new found obsession with arancini was indulged. Molly and I agreed to share an order of the wild mushroom and fontina arancini. When Mr. Adorable Waiter brought the appetizer, we were thrilled. The plate is absolutely beautiful. The arancini are surrounded by a fresh tomato sauce and a fresh pesto sauce. The colours are stunning.
The sauces are amazing and flavourful. The actual rice balls were a bit flavourless. We both thought they needed a bit more seasoning and agreed that the 'hot balls' from Table 17 were better. It was around this point that I decided that I am going to try making these myself. I have since bought the ingredients twice to make them at home, but I still have not got around to doing it! I will though!
For dinner Molly ordered the Fettucine ai Funghi with three varieties of mushrooms in a light cream sauce. The smell when the meal was delivered was excellent: earthy and woody. Molly said the pasta was delicious and she enjoyed her meal. The sauce was rich and creamy and fresh pasta cooked perfectly.
I ordered the Ravioli di Ricotta e Spinaci. Again the colours are a beautiful work of art. Absolutely stunning. The ravioli are large, hand made and are not lacking in ricotta and spinach filling. There is also tons of cheese (yummy). My pasta was also perfectly cooked and again the tomato and pesto sauces perfectly complimenting the cheeses and a light sprinkling of olive oil. The food is fresh, flavourful and portions are large but not overwhelming.
We definitely happy to have decided to eat dinner at Gusto rather than at the Beer Fest. It was the perfect ending to a really terrific weekend. It reinforces for me how G-R-E-A-T Toronto is; there is always something fun going on; great places to go; things to see and lots of interesting people to meet ... or just people watch sitting on a patio with a drink. We had such a great time, we did lots of stuff and I was glad to have had the chance to spend the weekend with Molly before she left for her travels.